December 2011
2 posts
RT @louisck: for those wondering how the video is selling and whatnot… http://t.co/NPWCq6Lo tomorrow: gift option and printable cover
Dec 14th
RT @tweetbot: If you are looking for yet another reason to try Tweetbot, here it is! It’s $0.99 for a limited time. #TweetbotSale http: …
Dec 9th
November 2011
5 posts
JFK ✈ SMF (seems like IBM did an ad buyout of Terminal 5)
Nov 23rd
MTV to Bring Back “Yo! MTV Raps” [sort of. one night only, Dec 4] http://t.co/UgRgNF01
Nov 19th
RT @MelloMcGee: In case you missed it, last night Americans protested the FIRING of a rape enabler, and booed a woman for ASKING about s …
Nov 10th
Little girl on the train shouting “Peanut Butter!!” over and over. I’ve been there.
Nov 9th
First Look: An Update Of Verdana And Georgia For The iPad Age | Co. Design http://t.co/vfC0ueCR
Nov 8th
October 2011
10 posts
Possibly sat across the aisle from Charlie Rose at the Urbanized screening. Hard to tell it was him without the table and black backdrop.
Oct 30th
best photo caption ever: http://t.co/5cdUppsM
Oct 28th
Siri can refer to me as “Special Agent Cooper” but she won’t respond to “Dianne”? Hopefully that’s just a beta limitation.
Oct 28th
Didn’t realize that Steve Jobs and Bob Dylan were “Eskimo Brothers”.
Oct 27th
AO Scott on 25th Hour. Brilliant film. http://t.co/19IQKS1A
Oct 25th
That’s @sarahrleslie keeping it classy. http://t.co/DOE2S9i3
Oct 24th
3.9? Snooze. #NYCvsSF
Oct 21st
Welcome to iCloud! (It goes on and on for about five more screens.) http://t.co/ZFXlItW6
Oct 14th
Huntsman just referred to it as “the great state of Utah”. Can someone fact check that?
Oct 12th
RT @TheOnion: Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies http://t.co/nb32o4qH
Oct 6th
September 2011
8 posts
Either someone just farted on this train or a container of warm scrambled eggs was just opened.
Sep 30th
I’m assuming the Kindle Fire screen is readable in bright sunlight.
Sep 29th
RT @almadrigal: Saw drive last night. Been driving the streets of LA ever since. Toothpick?
Sep 29th
Hmm… “It’s now official—Stephen [King] is working on Dr. Sleep, the sequel to The Shining.” http://t.co/MgDjfESV
Sep 28th
Anybody live-tweeting the Jackie O. tapes?
Sep 15th
NYPD is stopping & searching full-sized vans heading into Times Square.
Sep 10th
Who can tell me about this new cologne (?) from Ryan Gosling called “Drive”? (Seeing lots of billboards for it and am curious.)
Sep 9th
NYTimes: “Boldface Name is Added to Upset List” ? http://t.co/bankhFt
Sep 3rd
August 2011
9 posts
Sunbather. http://t.co/jbtSLXF
Aug 31st
New toy. Thanks to @neckdeep for the help. http://t.co/iSCaNYe
Aug 23rd
Insane thunder storm. It’s like our apartment is in a car wash.
Aug 20th
Brilliant headline: “Dick-Snip Vic to Cock Chop Doc: You Prick” http://t.co/WTquXAR
Aug 19th
RT @sarahrleslie: dude wearing tshirt that says “this is what a feminist looks like”. back says “no fat chicks!” #hahaha
Aug 15th
Are Peter Jackson and WETA doing paparazzi photos now? http://t.co/T28d50Z
Aug 11th
Vajanitor/Vaganitor. Is that a thing? If not, you’re all welcome.
Aug 8th
Spider bite side effect 01: two hours after taking a Benadryl and I’m still not drowsy.
Aug 7th
Louie vs. Pickles. http://t.co/hPbrhQ5
Aug 4th
July 2011
15 posts
“Look at this fucking asshole. And this fucking asshole. Fucking assholes.” — @pnoonan127 driving.
Jul 30th
RT @MichaelAusiello: PARKS AND REC Exclusive: Look Who’s Playing Ron’s Evil Ex, Tammy 1! Hint: She has an Emmy & an Oscar nod under her …
Jul 29th
RT @DeadlineTV: ‘WALKING DEAD’ SHOCKER: Frank Darabont Steps Down As Showrunner http://dlvr.it/cjLbj
Jul 27th
RT @danharmon: Omar comin RT @TVGuide #TheWire’s Michael K. Williams is @NBCCommunity’s new biology teacher. http://bit.ly/ozxczm @BKBMG
Jul 24th
Exciting (for some, like me, but probably not you, yeah you): http://t.co/Pt2hFjU No longer a physical book but instead an iPad app.
Jul 22nd
FYI: “assuage” is an anagram of “sausage”
Jul 21st
RT @pkafka: Les Hinton memo to Dow Jones staff here: http://dthin.gs/mYsyfr
Jul 16th
Oh, hello: http://t.co/rqwhzwy
Jul 15th
Low-to-the-ground Scion. Windshield: “No Fat Chicks, Car Will Scrape”; back bumper: fake bullet holes; right side: large sticker of a Smurf.
Jul 13th
RT @sportsguy33: We’re running a giant oral history of FNL on http://t.co/pUkAs7M on July 14th. We got everybody thx to yeoman’s work fr …
Jul 12th
Ok. I’ve created Google+ circles for people named A–L and M–Z. That’s right, right? It was either that or Elvis vs. Beatles.
Jul 10th
Of course the deaf woman reads lips, George, you idiot. You’ve been talking to her all night at dinner.
Jul 7th
Awaiting fireworks. (21 stories up.) http://t.co/L9II1Vh
Jul 5th
What hit the floor via my dog’s mouth looked just like the fake vomit sold at joke shops. (Are there still joke shops?)
Jul 4th
Fair amount of search results for “Andy Murray looks like Hans Klopek from The ’burbs”. I guess it’s not just me.
Jul 2nd
June 2011
4 posts
Found out the hard way that 10.6.8 breaks optical audio out. Kinda screwed. (Might not be a .9; wanted to avoid Lion because no Front Row.)
Jun 30th